So soon after their wedding, the forces of evil (angry bald immigration guy) have managed to tear the couple apart. Colin was denied access at the border, and now has to hang out in Canada until they mail us our marriage certificate and he can try again.
The forces of nature (angry big snowflakes) are trying to keep them together in the same city, but I’d rather they didn’t try so hard. Also the forces of mucus are blocking up Sarah’s airways, just to maximize the awesomeness of this whole experience.
Weaksauce!
